Here are some options (artifacts of our collective mythology/conditions/afflictions/philosophies) recently brainstormed. Pick two at random or pick two deliberately or make your own. Have fun!
Aborigine
Alien
Agoraphobe
Android
Animal/Were-Animal (Choose any random animal, ie sloth)
Anus (sentient, of course)
Aphasic
Archaeologist
Baby
Biblical figure (existing or made up).
Biker
Bisexual
Cartoon character (existing or made up, S&M Porky Pig, for example)
Celebrity (existing or made up, Paris Hilton with eight legs, for example)
Cowboy
Drunk
Dwarf
Dyslexic
Eight legged (or multi-legged)
Elf
Fairy
Firebreather
Florida tourist
Frankenstein's monster
Ghost
Giant snake
Homosexual
Legless
Leper
Mad scientist
Mandolin player
Masochist
Mentally handicapped
Mermaid/Merman
Mythological god (an existing god or a made up one)
Narcoleptic
Necromancer
Ninja
One eyed
Paranoid
Pessimist
Pirate
Pothead
President (an actual president or a made up one)
Procrastinator
Professional wrestler
Psychopath
Puppet
Pyromaniac
Redneck
Robot
Sadomasochist
Samurai
Skeleton
Smurf
Snowman
Stripper
Suicidal
Superhero (existing one or made up one)
Thrasher movie killer
Transformer
Transvestite
Tremors monster
Troll
Voodoo priestess
Zombie
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